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Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
Gold Holds Decline After US Jobs Data Deters Demand for Havens - Bloomberg
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What are you wearing under your clothes today?
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analyst sets date when Nvidia stock will hit $200 - Finbold
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Kraken Deal Andre Burakovsky To Chicago - NHL.com
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
Is it true that schizophrenia can sometimes be a demonic attack or black magic?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Doctors use poo pills to flush out dangerous superbugs - BBC
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
How is cultural invasion being carried out by Bollywood?
No go.
Next, they tried...
So they tried
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
Trump administration eyes stripping Columbia's accreditation - BBC
So, the docs changed it to read
—
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Is it ethical for same-sex couples to raise children?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Diddy trial day 21 recap: 3rd victim takes the stand as judge threatens to boot Combs - ABC News